As a follow up to yesterday's Ron Artest video blog post, here's a stinging mouthful of Ron-Ron's latest song and video: "In Da Hood." But beware: If you find horrible and poorly performed rap music particularly grueling, you should skip this.

(But not really. It is, as always, completely and unintentionally hilarious, especially when Ron is cluelessly tapping away at the buttons on his mix machine, which itself looks like something off the original Starship Enterprise. A kitten walking across a computer keyboard would have a better idea of what its doing. Thanks to Dunpizzle for the link.)

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24 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone else notice that Artest messed up the lyrics to his own song?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hilarious that he doen't know the words to his own song.

Sing some lyrics, turn away from the camera and listen for awhile to see where the song is at, pick up the lyrics again for a few words, turn way to listen and fing his place, sing a couple more words, then the song says what he just said making it obvious he was early, so he adjusts the volume so you can't hear that he's wrong. (but it's too late.)

Also he keeps saying "know what I mean?" No. Does anyone know what you mean.

I'm singing about basketball in it's true form. Where if you're too good or too bad, you get killed.

Blogger Ben Q. Rock said...
Nothng more gangster than standing in a well-lit parking garage, wearing jeans and a t-shirt, standing next to a DODGE CHARGER.

Really, Ron? A Charger?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Also interesting how he proudly features misspelt bling - Tru Warier. Warier, as in, more wary.

Wow - the verification on this comment post is 'mastory'. Another Artest track...this is ma story.

Blogger KNEE JERK NBA said...
He's no Troy Hudson.

If you want a good laugh, Google 'Kobe Tyra rap'. Truly basketbawful.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sad to say, this sounds a lot like the crap that is spewing from the radio these days. I was just on my to work, decided to see what is on the radio and heard basically some guy rapping about nothing, the same guy singing a la Peter Frampton-electronic voiced chorus, then the radio show host stating that his station was nothing but hip hop.

Hey, how 'bout that Suns-Oklahoma City game???

Remember how Ron wanted to take a leave from the Pacers to promote his record? Hilarious!
That could have been as bad as Jordan playing baseball (kinda)

Blogger Wild Yams said...
Helicopters and choppers? Whoa, watch out!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ron seriously needs to get drug-tested by the league. There is no way he is not off his face on something most of the time.

Blogger AnacondaHL said...
I got alotta love for Spalinda too, Ron.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Caleb - ROFL. I just hurt myself trying not to laugh and failing.

For my verification, I get redoof. Ron Artest's second video is obviously a redoof.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I wonder if he has a necklace with 'tru warier' on it? If he does, he should really show that thing off. If I had a necklace like that, I would show it to the camera all the time. I wonder why he doesn't do this.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
It's almost a parody.

Wordverification: fanit. Yo, it's getting to hot. Fan it plz!

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Didn't he get that memo from the black crusaders saying that gangsta rap went out of style 10 years ago?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
hahaha!! man!! ron artest look dumb i mean he look really stupid. is that all he can afford to make a music video?? i thought nba players has money

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That man is a comedy gold mine. He should get his own talk-show!

Kudos on choosing the location though, empty parking lots are the way to go.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
i love hiphop but i´m tired of defending it.. because of "rappers" like ronron

that video made me feel ashame

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You gotta mention David Lee's self-alley oop against the Warriors in WOTN. What a douche move, really surprising coming from a normally composed player like Lee.

I mean, was he even in the air yet when he caught that thing?

Anonymous Anonymous said...
A worst of the night for Sunday picture

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081130/capt.efde9be25d284feeb84eb4fbd1ada6d2.spurs_rockets_basketball_htr108.jpg

Anonymous Anonymous said...
i thought the self-alley was hilarious.
he could pass it to duhon and wait to get it back, but threw it up to himself instead.. of course it was nothing athletic, but come on, it´s david lee..

Blogger tonious35 said...
BBawful,

This was on Sunday:

Is it me or did the ball-handling, and guard skills of certain big men increase so much they changed positions into backcourt players, and have the former back-court players take steroids and bulkup into forwards? What the hell would Steve Blake have eaten to become an SF or PF?

here's the link, whats your email because i got the pic saved as well?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore;_ylt=AoDNvzh1P945fJcpF8YFpHy8vLYF?gid=2008113008

Blogger Preveen said...
Hey Bawful, you alright man? Its been almost a week between posts.

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Sure its David Lee and that self alley sucked but he "won" the mcdonalds all american dunk contest against James White who jumps like the Incredible Hulk

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think that Zensunni Phil Jackson is playing with Kobe's mind on another level that us mere mortals can't even hope to understand.

Don't you think Kobe and Phil talked about it before the game? Don't you think Kobe deliberately didn't try, and Phil was blowing smoke?